sociopath-in-the-tardis:

coldoak:

#this is like from some sappy music video 

#from the album “All my friends are dead”  #featuring the hit single by Dean Winchester #”My boyfriend is an angel”

#and the theater full of twenty somethings started bawling

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

siochan-leat:

This bastard making himself laugh IS GODDAMN PRECIOUS.

the christmas tree adds to the magic

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN

IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN

aradira:

Doctor Who Meme → Two Quotes [2/2]
↳“All of time and space, everywhere and anywhere, every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?”

justafanboy:

the-legit-alois:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?

or Jesus. 

He’s jesthor

mahoganeffie-swift:

xnightlock:

thatlowvice:

This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.

I JUST WANNA BE LOVED LIKE THIS

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS AND THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME

acciorock-ninetysex:

tom-and-ben:

repimg:

Benedict Cumberbatch #21

STOP THAT YOU IDIOT. 

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob