This bastard making himself laugh IS GODDAMN PRECIOUS.
the christmas tree adds to the magic
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
You’ve found out my secret.
I just want to bang everybody all the time.
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN
Doctor Who Meme → Two Quotes [2/2]
↳“All of time and space, everywhere and anywhere, every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?”
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.
I JUST WANNA BE LOVED LIKE THIS
I KNOW WHERE THIS IS AND THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in science