if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode
i need a time machine
YOU’D THINK THAT WHEN KATNISS CAN FINALLY MAKE HER OWN CHOICES AND DOESN’T HAVE PEOPLE CONTROLLING HER ANYMORE, PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT AND UNDERSTAND THOSE CHOICES buT NO KATNISS IS A STRONG FEMALE WHO DON’T NEED A MAN LMFAO OK YOU CAN BE A STRONG FEMALE AND STILL BE IN LOVE LIKE
everything josh does in catching fire is so peeta and so spot on i’m starting to wonder if he is actually peeta like if peeta were actually alive today he would be in the form of josh hutcherson
i feel so bad for people whos favorite character is madge undersee
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
so every assignment
That time when only Ben guesses Martin’s feet correctly
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
i've never read the books and i saw catching fire and i thought peeta was weak, i'm sorry but that's what i got from the movie, he always needed to be saved: from the very start in the arena in the water, with the force field, when they ran from the fog, with the monkeys. like literally during danger in the arena he needed to be saved, he even failed to protect that guy who created the wire and then he got kidnapped at the end, which means everyone will try to save him in the next movie
Huum okay I don’t want to sound rude or anything but did we watch the same movie ?
- The water scene : He was fighting with another tribute who attacked him (maybe when he jumped into the water idk). And then he managed to kill him in the water so no he didn’t need to be saved
- The force field : the only reason Katniss knew about it was because Beetee told her when they were training at the Capitol (before the Games). Except for her, no one had any idea it was there. Had Finnick (or Mags) been leading, he would have gotten zapped too
- The fog : actually Katniss was the one who fell and Peeta went back to get her. He covered her body with his and took a lot of the gas. That’s why he had to be carried afterwards.
- The monkeys : again you are wrong. He was the 1st one to stab a monkey, and I’m pretty sure he was also the one who killed the monkey who was trying to drown Katniss (though I’m not 100% sure on this, might have been Finnick because I also remember his trident idk)
- "He failed to protect Beetee" : that wasn’t his job. His mission was to save Katniss. When he saw that the wire got cut, he went to find her
- Getting kidnapped by the Capitol : Like Haymitch said at the end, he was kidnapped because he still had his tracker whereas Johanna cut Katniss’. Obviously they were gonna save Katniss, she’s the Mockingjay, Finnick & Beetee were near her when she sent that arrow so they were saved too. The rest wasn’t so they couldn’t retrieve them as well. Does that mean Johanna is weak as well ? Because she was also captured
So no, Peeta didn’t “need to be saved all the time”. I agree that Katniss has saved his life plenty of times, and that’s what I love about her and their relationship. But what I love even more is that he has saved her plenty of times as well. Like when he gave the bread when they were younder. He also came up with the star crossed lovers strategy that got them sponsors, they would have died in the arena if they didn’t have those sponsors. he also saved Katniss from Cato in the 1st book/movie etc…
And onf of my favorite quote from Mockingjay “Because that’s what you and I do, protect each other.”
HAPPY PEETA (◕‿◕✿)
SCARED PEETA (◕_◕)
SAD PEETA (✖╭╮✖)
"HE WANTED IT TO BE REAL" (╯︵╰,)
PEETA’S EYELASHES (✿ ♥‿♥)
PEETA CASUALLY EATING (｡♥‿♥｡)
HIJACKED PEETA XD